A Challenging Hunt
A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dallar."
"Wow," the woman replied, "who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"
"Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."
You're Not Going to Make It
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
"Your husband is very sick," the doctor said," but there are three things you can do to ensure his sursival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment, and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.
On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"Im sorry," she said, "but you're not going to make it."
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