I'm a Police Officer & A Business Trip

I'm a Police Officer
When my husband, jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunched at the screen door with such force that it opened, and they tore out into the yard.
Thingking quickly, Jack stepped into the house, closing the door tightly behind him. "It's all right, ma'am," he reassured the homeowner. " I'm a police officer."
"Not a very brave one," she observed.

A Business Trip
On a business trip to India, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Dilhi. He took a taxi to his hotel, where he was greeded by his hospitable Indian host. The cab driver requested the equivalent of eight dollars U.S. for the fare, which seemed reasonable, so my friend handed him the money.
But the host grabbed the bills and initiated a verbal assault upon the cabby, calling him a worhtless parasite and a disgrace to their country for trying to overcharge visitors. The host threw half the amount at the driver and told him never to return.
As the taxi sped off, the host gave the remaining bills to my colleague and asked him how his trip had been. "Fine," the bussinessman replied, "until you chased the cab away with my luggage in the trunk."

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