Pears and Plums & She is Left-handed

Pears and Plums
I bought some pears at my local supermarket. At the checkout counter the cashier commented, "Oh, dear, I've charged you for plums instead of pears." "What's the difference?" I asked. "Well," she said,"plums are smaller and round."

She is Left-handed
A married souple, both avid herve leger dresses golfers, were discussing the futher one night."Honey," the wife said," if I were to die  and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"
"I suppose so - it's paid for."
"How about our car?" continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?"
"I suppose so - it's paid for."
 "What about golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?"
"Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She is left-handed."