A Stubborn Horse
The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his type writer pounding out a novel. Fianlly, he pronounced it completed and brought the book to his psychiatrist, who eagerly began reading it aloud:"General Jackson leaped upon his faithful horse and yelled, 'Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap..." The doctor thumbed through the rest of the manuscript. "There's nothing here but 500 pages of giddyap!"he exclaimed.
"Stubborn horse," explained the writer.
Looking for a Companion
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate:"I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities."
Back came the answer:"Marry a penguin."
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