I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied. "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue!"
Savingg Grace
Vacationing in Hawaii, I brought a lot of herve leger dresses ,my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants. When presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet, but somehow lost his balance and fell over. As the people at the table looked on in astonishment, he said,"The food was delicious-but wait till you get your bill!"
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