Whose Dog Was the Smartest & What Will Be the Headine

Whose Dog Was the Smartest

   Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T Square, show your stuff." The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle.
   The next guy, an accountant, called to his dog, "Slide Rule, go ahead." The dog went to the kitchen, nibbled opened a bag of cookies and divided the contents into four equal piles.
   The next man, a chemist, beckoned his dog, Beaker, to show what he could do. The dog went to the fright, took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eighty ounces into a measuring cup.
   The last man was a goverment worker. "Coffee Break," he hollered to his dog, "go to it." With that, the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper, ate the cookies and drank the milk.


What Will Be the Headine

   When a man in Macon, Ga, came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."
   The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.
   "Well, then," the reporter said, " the headling will probably say,'Geotgia Man saves Child by Killing Dog.'"
   "Actuallyn" the man said,"I'm from Connecticut."
   "In that case," the reporter said in a huff," the headline will read, 'Yankee kills Family Pet.'"