I Want to Get Out & I Never Work after Supper

I Want to Get Out
A bat owner locked up his place at 2 a.m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. "What time do you open up in the morning?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted, "there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in ."
" I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out."

I Never Work after Supper
A boss who have a store of herve leger dresses didn't want his staff to stop working. One morning, he told the staff, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the shop, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don't we save time and eat lunch now?"
The staff agreed. The boss's wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and the staff ate again.
When he had finished, the boss said, "While we're still at the table, let's have supper too." He was now served steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and he ate once again.
"Now that the meals are out of the way, " the boss announced, " we can go out and work all day without interruption."
"Oh, no," the staff answered. " I never work after supper."